Why is Ellen DeGeneres in Covergirl ads?

She looks exactly as old as she is (with all that makeup and lighting and whatever), and her voice sounds like somebody is buttraping a squirrel in my ear. I don't understand.

Also, dreams are really weird. I had a dream about a guy whose head came out his butt and then mandibles came out of his butt... or his mouth? And then he leaped around like a frog butt-face forward. And then there was a tentacley monster space station in space. I kind of wish that's the sort of thing my brain thought of conscious.